In new novel ripped from the headlines, orange is the new unflattering horizontal striped skirt.

An erotic fantasy of Rowan County, Kentucky clerk Kim Davis's time in jail has been rushed to press:

"One day I’m standin’ on the side of the Lord against sexual perversion, and the next I’m in prison orange watchin’ a buck nekkid mulatto vixen ‘bout to do impure things to herself and to my soul in one single, terrifyin’ act," one of the book's more-SFW passages reads.