A man born to blurb

From Medium:

Books like this are what make America the freest country in the world. We’re just so free. It’s really great how free we are. And Jonathan, you know, I think Jonathan is a great guy, really great, very smart guy. I call him Genius Jon. But a lot of people, you know, a lot of people don’t like him. And I don’t think that’s fair. I told Jonathan, I said, these people are jealous of you. It’s sad! They should be trying to be more like him. It’s really pathetic, actually, because Jon is the freest guy I know. Look, the fact of the matter is this — and I’m definitely right about this, I’m very right. If you don’t like Freedom, you’re a loser.