"Sharpen your quills, and avoid dim sum restaurants the next two weeks..."

Horoscopes for writers make no more sense than horoscopes on the comics page:

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21) 

If you’re experiencing a manuscript meltdown, befriend an animal. For real—loiter in a dog park, cat-sit for the best writer you know (try this chant: the fluffier the ruff, the better the pub), or google the zillion adorable animal havens in Japan (e.g., deer that bow! back! to you!). You got a lot of energy to burn in the first chunk of the month—so let your mind unwind, and pesky plot points will slot in place. Your revision success puts you in the best mood the second half of March. 

Lucky inspiration: Cat videos on loop